Kiraak Fuuny SMS

Golden Joke :-

                          Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone liya aur kaha : Mujhe Lawrence road pe ek purse mila hai, jisme 15000 cash, ek credit card aur Johnson ke naam ka ID mila hai..

RJ : Waah! Aap kitne imaandaar hain. Kya aap unhe wo purse                 waapis karna chahenge???

Pappu : Nahi..
             Main chahta hoon ki Johnson ji ke liye ek SAD SONG bajaaya jaaye.... :D

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What is Aliya Bhatt called once she comes out of the shower.?
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" Nahalia Bhatt" :P

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A boy doing Push Ups

'One Two Three'
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Suddenly A Girl passes

now BOY: "84  85  86 "....   :*

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New Weeding Style Of Today's Generation :

Pandit :- Do You Agree  To Change FACEBOOK Status From Single To Married?

BOY : Yes!

GIRL : Yes!

Pandit :- Congratulations.!!

               Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now Husband & Wife.

You may now Upload your Wedding Pictures and don't forget to 'Tag Me.!'   ;)

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A  boy calls his Ex-Girfriend

Boy : Gey Ijust saw a Movie,  it reminded me of You..
Miss You

Girl : Awwwwwww., Even I Miss You...  Kaunsi movie dekhi.?
  
Boy : "Ek Thi Daayan".   :P :D