February 2015 ~ All in 1 Quotes

Kiraak Fuuny SMS

Golden Joke :-

Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone liya aur kaha : Mujhe Lawrence road pe ek purse mila hai, jisme 15000 cash, ek credit card aur Johnson ke naam ka ID mila hai..

RJ : Waah! Aap kitne imaandaar hain. Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge???

Pappu : Nahi..
Main chahta hoon ki Johnson ji ke liye ek SAD SONG bajaaya jaaye.... :D

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What is Aliya Bhatt called once she comes out of the shower.?
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" Nahalia Bhatt" :P

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A boy doing Push Ups

'One Two Three'
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Suddenly A Girl passes

now BOY: "84 85 86 ".... :*

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New Weeding Style Of Today's Generation :

Pandit :- Do You Agree To Change FACEBOOK Status From Single To Married?

BOY : Yes!

GIRL : Yes!

Pandit :- Congratulations.!!

Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now Husband & Wife.

You may now Upload your Wedding Pictures and don't forget to 'Tag Me.!' ;)

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A boy calls his Ex-Girfriend

Boy : Gey Ijust saw a Movie, it reminded me of You..
Miss You

Girl : Awwwwwww., Even I Miss You... Kaunsi movie dekhi.?

Boy : "Ek Thi Daayan". :P :D

Famous Quotes by Abraham Lincoln to the Youth

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1. "Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other."

2. "My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure."

3. "That some achieve great success, is proof to all that others can achieve it as well."

4. "If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."